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Sat Feb 21, 2009, 9:29 PM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Listening to: Drunken Lullabies - Floggin Molly
  • Playing: World Of Warcraft
  • Eating: Still nothing...
  • Drinking: Beer!
Stolen from the cute little :iconkitsuneflamme: (so small!!!)
So there goes!

Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a handjob.
8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%


11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%


21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%


41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun. (but almost did!)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64% (Only half done and I'm already beating you Kitty. Yes, your name shall be kitty from now on!)


51. Watched a person die. (My Granma on her death bed.)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (I'll tell you the story one day!)
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth. (Every Wednesday these time ^^)
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%


61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party. (Define "wild")

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 50%

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (Accident I swear!)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 46% ((Spank me! I've been a bad boy ^^)

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job. (had have a job)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore. (Alcool : ruining your reputation one glass at a time!)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident. (Some people just don't know what the red sign with the white letters means...)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (And that they had green in them...)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain. (Again, Alcool = bad)
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (Brother. No explanation necessary)
100. Been raped.

PERCENTAGE TOTAL: 34%

Well, all I can say is "Been there, done that) and, also, "Enjoy life, you've got only one!)

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